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amanda | ♀ | 19 | san francisco

about me 

dehaans:

middle aged white males should strive to be more like mark ruffalo

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Tagged as:
# spaceblogging
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omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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fabtacular:

oh my god

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ohdaesusie:

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao

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ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

361,896 notes on Jul 27, 2014Via / Source

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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pussyjizz:

white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”

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Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom
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