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variationsonfox:

Oh my god.

76,060 notes on Jul 21, 2014Via / Source
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# me in college

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

362,846 notes on Jul 21, 2014Via / Source
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# racial slur
your honestly just an ugly nigger

h0odrich:

kelisjerkribs:

langsettte:

insidemytwistedmind9:

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

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you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

That’s not the proper way to insult someone. You are insulting other people in the process. My family used to do a lot of inbreeding and I’m a fucking model. Plus that looks like it was taken in like the hospital and like she was sick. I bet you don’t look so hot in the hospital either. Rant over. I think.

an inbred model you guys. what agency are you with?

"My family used to do a lot of inbreeding" *beyonce voice* that is so crazy

PLEAAAAASE GOD

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ohitroyler:

ridge:

KIM KARDASHIAN’S COMMENTS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND

I CAN NOT BREATHE

48,511 notes on Jul 19, 2014Via / Source